(Source: eroticlovee, via bruisedb0diesandthewh0leheart)
the zOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS FUCKING HAPPENING YOU GUYS
this isn’t okay I livE ON THE EAST COAST
its okay i live in australia
yeah but we have the sharks and crocs
yep
I live in England. We have rain.
(And I always thought there would be a zombie apocalypse)
GUYS.
when they want to prevent panick movements, it is of common use to leak false information to the public (ex: people gathered in a part of a city, there’s a bomb somewhere, but they’re gonna tell them that it’s in fact a gas leak and that they are here for their safety).
what if it wasn’t a “new form of LSD”.
what if right now, there were some emergency reunions of the world’s leaders about a new zombie plague.
what if?
(Source: heathermaine, via microdementia)
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
why can’t people appreciate how much effort I put in to not becoming a serial killer
(Source: princeofdragondildos, via thecoldestsound)
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
(Source: siriuslysalvatore, via thecoldestsound)
you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
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[Submitted by: notanightlight
For anyone who believes that work hours are the appropriate time to indulge in a game of Galaga, you will desist immediately. In any case, you aren’t going to beat Agent Barton’s high score.]
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#you were one goofy looking kid #this is Dean’s facial expressions #to Missouri telling him he was goofy looking #he can’t even fathom that #all hes thinking is #fuck you i’m fabulous
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